How We Move

1. Rent and pay for giant UHaul.
2. Get giant Uhaul wedged between the street and the driveway (make sure we gouge out a hole in the street)
3. Experiment with methods of getting the UHaul unstuck, worry about someone losing a limb or having the giant Uhaul roll over and crush all.
4. Call tow truck, wait 2 hours because we need a super tow truck to lift the Uhaul.
5. Pay tow truck.
6. Finally listen to Abram, and pay for movers.
7. Sit back, eat lunch, watch movers sweat and easily lift our stuff.
7. Ignite and throw away useless UHaul.
8. Vow to always use movers for future moves.